CRUDE FUNNY BABY

I only cry when ugly people hold me. ( in white writing )

little SHIT

little Shithead

It all started with a blowjob.

All daddy wanted was a blowjob.

TIT MAN in black writing.

TIT MAN ( in white writing )

My pee pee is bigger than yours written in black text.

My pee pee is bigger than yours. ( in white writing )

I'm here for the hookers and beer!

I'm here for the Hookers and Beer! ( in white )

Hung like a 5 year old.

Hung like a 5 year old! ( in white )

I'm living proof my mommy likes to put out.

I'm living proof my mommy likes to put out. ( in white )

All mommy wanted was a backrub!

All mommy wanted was a backrub! ( in white writing )

I squeezed through a hole and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.